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Oct 22, 2014 / 353,130 notes

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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Oct 22, 2014 / 960,941 notes

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

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slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

image

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Oct 22, 2014 / 253,019 notes

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

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Oct 22, 2014 / 16,547 notes

yo-slimdickens:

clangingandbanging:

bigeisamazing:

geekscoutcookies:

buzzfeedpolitics:

Chicago man tells Obama: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

Lmaooo

on this weeks episode of when keepin it real goes wrong

Barack “Mr. Cuff Yo Chick” Obama.

0-💯 Nigga real quick ,

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Oct 22, 2014 / 51,302 notes

llamasouls:

im failing biology

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